Its that part of the year again. Here goes, fingers crossed:
Resolution #1: Ought to get published before 2009 arrives, be it in the technical press of IEEE through a research paper or the much-lusted-for Penguin India through my first novel 'A Theory Of Intelligence.'
(Details deliberately withheld to validate the print-outs of my own printer as having been published.)
Resolution #2: Will not be short sighted for any career related decisions and would always take the bigger picture in to account, every time. Will not treat myself as a gifted, extra terrestrial, super natural powers possessing, higher being and will keep it simple.
(All it means is fancier excuses coming up for procrastination of all career related tasks.)
Resolution #3: Will appropriately exploit all my half talents like sketching, biking, soccer, writing(?), athletics, cricket, biking, scuplturing, reciting, anchoring, dancing, sky diving, hair dressing, tailoring and cooking by practising each one of them for at least two hours, every day.
(Position vacant for a sky diving mate) .
Resolution #4: Will graduate my four pack to an ala SRK six pack.
(Cant promise, but will also try to not turn down requests for tips on developing a four pack.)
Resolution #5: Will top eigth semester, Electronics and Communication Engineering, Delhi College of Engineering.
(Dont laugh. Its only been nine years since I last topped my class.)
Resolution #6: I will watch more movies, read more books and become even more sane.
(sane, you see, is a flexible word.)
Resolution #33: I will not tamper with point number of my posts to bring the delusion of a long post.
(ciao.)
P.S. With eight definite and four marginally wrong decisions in one match and one racist charge which is hard/impossible to gulp, I will be disappointed if Indian Cricket team stops giving a shit about the spirit of the game and comes back before the tour really ends.
Resolution #1: Ought to get published before 2009 arrives, be it in the technical press of IEEE through a research paper or the much-lusted-for Penguin India through my first novel 'A Theory Of Intelligence.'
(Details deliberately withheld to validate the print-outs of my own printer as having been published.)
Resolution #2: Will not be short sighted for any career related decisions and would always take the bigger picture in to account, every time. Will not treat myself as a gifted, extra terrestrial, super natural powers possessing, higher being and will keep it simple.
(All it means is fancier excuses coming up for procrastination of all career related tasks.)
Resolution #3: Will appropriately exploit all my half talents like sketching, biking, soccer, writing(?), athletics, cricket, biking, scuplturing, reciting, anchoring, dancing, sky diving, hair dressing, tailoring and cooking by practising each one of them for at least two hours, every day.
(Position vacant for a sky diving mate) .
Resolution #4: Will graduate my four pack to an ala SRK six pack.
(Cant promise, but will also try to not turn down requests for tips on developing a four pack.)
Resolution #5: Will top eigth semester, Electronics and Communication Engineering, Delhi College of Engineering.
(Dont laugh. Its only been nine years since I last topped my class.)
Resolution #6: I will watch more movies, read more books and become even more sane.
(sane, you see, is a flexible word.)
Resolution #33: I will not tamper with point number of my posts to bring the delusion of a long post.
(ciao.)
P.S. With eight definite and four marginally wrong decisions in one match and one racist charge which is hard/impossible to gulp, I will be disappointed if Indian Cricket team stops giving a shit about the spirit of the game and comes back before the tour really ends.
43 comments:
#1: best of luck!!!
#2:ha! thats not new....!
#3: so you seem to have finally decide not to make a career....!
#4: liar!liar! pants on fire!
havnt seen those....
not that i want to!
#5: yup,i may beat obama to finish...it's possible..!
#6:now that.....that makes sense...
#33:#7
we have all taken grounded catches.....Mr. ponting....we know how it feels....
just that you must a taken a zillion more than us...!
@ dj:
1: same to u for the same.
2: how i wish it was.
3: you never know.
4: :D
5: thats an idea.
6: really? i need to work harder at my non sense skills.
7: :D
newspapers were fun today..
aah sme big resolutions thr
i wish u luck fo all of those!! :)
hav a gr8 yr ahead!!
big?
which one?
:-D
I stopped takin new year resolutions! :P cuz I realized that i never kept any of them! :P
lol! nice blog mate!
-Jeevy
thanks.
hope to see you here more frequently.
;) and do you think I should save this post and compare it with nxt yr's resolution ehh?!! May be we can see where yu reached with 4 pack ;)
#1- start with IEEE, thats more believable :)
send me a link if yu r able to do that
#2- gee hee, another ENGG ;)
#3- oo i Have never done ski-diving, u have sme experience.. I don't want to die in my first attempt ;) newayz I apply !
##- i won't go on commenting on each one to make ths comment an incredibly long and fooling you into thinking that i liked the post ;)
Happy New Year!!
PS :- and cricket.. God , I am fed up!!
Aussies and Bucky idiot go to sme hell
Nice!
Besties!
sure will! :)
have linked to ur blog~
:) thanx for visitin..
@V_H:
I am only four pack away froma four pack.
#1: been two years since i started.
hope to finish it this year.
#2: gee hee another engg.
#3: see you at Massourie suicide point at 8AM Thursday morning.
get a chute.
## ? dint get you. did you like it or did you not? by default i ll assume that you did not.
@reeta
thanks.
@jeeves.
thank you so much.
@sinner:
same to you.
with your six pacs hope to see you doing a Darde-disco during our fests...and Bst of luck with your other resolutions...
@swayam:
i sure will if i get an IIM call in the expected cat result in two hours time.
happy new yr
i like #6, sounds like fun!
yes, flexible is good o_0
johnny, thanks for your visit and kind words, do have a fantastic year 2008... and wishing that all your amazing goals and creative dreams come true!!
tc,
and hey, FANTASTIC TOON there... more please!!! :D
@ankur,
same to you.
@dintoons the legend..
am still awestruck with your blog.
loved it.
thanks for dropping by.
good luck wid resolution nice IEEE.....welcome to engineers world......;) wish u all the vbest
@kp
Its closer to the time that i left the engineer's world..
its been quite a while since i ve been here..
hi johnny...first time im visiting your blog...interesting blog...hv a nice day!
cheers
anits
All the best mate!
Keshi.
Hmmm, another bunch of new year resolutions! Well no offense meant but new year resolutions are meant to be broken ;)
Mine being I will make no more new year resolutions. Hopefully, we both stick to ours.
Looking forward to read your name on both IEEE and Penguin...
so, any resolution actually being implimented so far????
hey thx!
@anits
thanks
@keshi, the celebrity blogger,
thanks..
@my-something-soul, the GRE studd,
thanks for the best wishes..
but discussing the funny reasons behind breaking resolutions is fun, trust me.
@radhika, the interesting commentator,
i must say your comment has forced me to think..
here goes:
#1: work is on but unfortunately, results arent known until the very end arrives.
#2: yet to be tested.
#3: exceling beyond expectations.
#4: as is said, only four pack away from a four pack.
#5: practically unfeasible resolution.
#6: am proud of how i am faring at this one.
#7: yet to be tested.
thanks for dropping by..
@reeta, the lovely alias,
wanted to tell you that i simply love your alias.
lolz sweet cute lovely funny blog u have here :) just loved the first post of urs :P
Goodluck and happy blogging :)
@ divya, the ultra sweet girl,
thank so much..
happy blogging to you too.
Hi! What did you want to mean with your comment? That i look much back to my past life? id love not to think again about, but write is the only one way to take out my pain.
Do you write novels? Did you write book? ;o) im tryin to do but im so lazy ihihi! Many many ideas.
Have a good week end!!
Marghy
p.s. can i add you as friend?
heyaa
luck with ya novel
hpe u get goin with ur resolutions
cheers
if u tp plzz pass on soem tips to me too
cheers :)
@marghy,
i am trying to..
hope i can finish it before it finishes me.
P.S. Why ask before doing something so sweet?
@adi
tip#1:dont ask for tips from me or you will never succeed!
:D
blog updated and there's something for u on it :)
@vands,
Disappointed on having missed out on a mention..
:(
hahaha, the best part of the whole post is..the title...:)
quite a lotta talents u have eh! multi-faceted must say..
awww sorry dear...will take some time knowin ya
@rashi..
yeah, even i love the title..
but i wonder how many people can actually understand it..
@mez,
it is just the tip of the iceberg..
@vands,
anxiously waiting for the next list..
:-)
when will ppl start making realistic resolutions!!???
Hope you cann.. eerr.. achive them all.
Good luck with it that. :|
Good luck with all your resolutions! :)
Though, try not hurting anybody (including yourself.) :P
@ 4 - grow up! :)
"Will not treat myself as a gifted, extra terrestrial, super natural powers possessing, higher being....."
really???? :P
and no.3...u know all of those??
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