Saturday, August 16, 2008

Short Story (Part 2)

There was a cheetah, a girrafe and porcupine who were best of friends.
The porcupine was in love with the porcupiness.
The jungle was going through an economic slump.
So the cheetah decided he would go to the city for career opportunities.
The girrafe's mom had a habit of comparing the giraffe to the cheetah all the time and the giraffe knew if the cheetah reaches the city, he is dead.
He tried to stop the cheetah but he couldnt.
The cheetah was now in the city.
The giraffe and the porcupine were left in the jungle.
They had to do something to make it big.
So the joined the Jungle School of Management.
They pledged that they would make it big in this B school.
But giraffe just could not understand management.
He was too dumb for it man.
Or may be he was too pragmatic.
He found management weird.
He could not understand why there is so much fuss about non existent issues.
'Conceptualize, strategize, organize, Prioritize'; Just in time theory and whatever...
But he had to make it big as the cheetah had already done it.
Thus he came up with a research paper on 'there and then' theory.
He explained why all decision should be made at the fastest possible with minimum of fuss and junked mathematics.
his paper was revered.
He was a celebrity.
Now the porcupine thought, cheetah is in the city, giraffe is a celeb, what do I do?
He decided he would top jungle school of management and get the top placement.
Voila!
he topped every exam in JSM.
But still the giraffe bagged the top placement for his research paper.
The porcupine fell apart.
He was the only loser in the trio now.
The porcupiness left him in minutes.
What did he do?
He got into drinking.
He drank drank drank till his neck.
And then he thought,
alcohol is bad for my liver.
So he quit drinking and started introspecting.
He had lost all desire to consume anything created by animalkind.
He wanted to be the creator of everything.
And hence he started Project X.
He worked hard thinking of the porcupiness all the time.
The girrafe was still doing his heavy job of managing turnover at a BPO.
The cheetah had found a job in a circus.
The procupiness was there some where.
And as I write this post on 16th August, 2008, the porcupine's Project X is about to make it big.

*To be continued once this post reaches 30 comments*

18 comments:

WAR10CK said...

f***! cmon! don leave it hanging! i myself may write out the 30 comments if u start on those tricks... lol
here goes no1.

WAR10CK said...

no2.

WAR10CK said...

no3.

WAR10CK said...

cmon ab kuch discount karo... lol. make it 10 comments...

Vandita said...

kya yaar phir se shart... heres my first

Vandita said...

and my second

Vandita said...

and now third...:)

Adi Crazy said...

Project X will rule. Watch it!

Comment no.1

Adi Crazy said...

Comment 3.

Adi Crazy said...

Total comments: 17

Madhu said...

ohh.. a really gripping story..

here is my contribution part 1..

Madhu said...

contribution part 2

Madhu said...

contribution part 3

Madhu said...

contribution part 4

Madhu said...

contribution part 5

gunj said...

herez my contri ;)

gunj said...

1 more :D

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