Friday, March 30, 2007

D VYRAS diaries

one fine day in the middle of the night,
we 6 were heading east from Delhi to Jalandhar.
durjoy,ignoring all the chicks in the bus,asked me
"who ll be the last to get married in D VYRAS?" thoughtfully.
and asked for thoughts of anshul and yogesh,who was not studying.
2 bachelor/spinster siblings made anshul softly say yogesh,
dark namita's long study plans made yogesh say rashul.
i agreed with anshul to double yogesh's vote count.
varun expected dj's chaste bouncy dick to come in between his wedding
n rashul somehow thought silky haired sakshi would be the one.
misjudgement of bro's age at his wedding made dj say punjabi accented me.
oozing with intellect D VYRAS brigade moved on.
giggling and grinning with 32X6 out.


P.S.
read again and look for an impossibility in every line

2 comments:

sachin said...

heres a key for those who are not a member of the secret brotherhood called D VYRAS:
one fine day in the middle of the night
middle of the night on a fine day?

we 6 were heading east from Delhi to Jalandhar.
East from Delhi to Jalandhar?

durjoy,ignoring all the chicks in the bus,asked me
Durjoy ignoring chicks?

"who ll be the last to get married in D VYRAS?" thoughtfully.
Durjoy thinking?

and asked for thoughts of anshul and yogesh,who was not studying.
yogesh not studying?

2 bachelor/spinster siblings made anshul softly say yogesh,
anshul speak softly?

dark namita's long study plans made yogesh say rashul.
namita,who can give chinese a run for there money when it comes to fairness,dark?

i agreed with anshul to double yogesh's vote count.
i agreed with anshul?

varun expected dj's chaste bouncy dick to come in between his wedding
DJ's chaste bouncy dick?


n rashul somehow thought silky haired sakshi would be the one.
sakshi silky haired?

misjudgement of bro's age at his wedding made dj say punjabi accented me.
me punjabi accented?

oozing with intellect D VYRAS brigade moved on.
oozing with intellect?

giggling and grinning with 32X6 out.
D VYRAS is atleast 4 teeth short of 32X6.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm..
..sashying around